halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 

october31st1981:

I feel like James Potter would just have a million different nicknames for Harry that were not his name, but Harry would gurgle and giggle in response to him anyway. Like, “Hey, little billy goat,” and “What do you have in your mouth, ladybug?” and “Give Daddy his specs back, butterbeer.” 

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that